GENESIS

Of course not the band. They were shit. But until I can think of a proper introduction for this dreadful excuse of a blog, here´s a Panini sticker of Mike Werner.

And on the first day God said "Let there be mullets" and good ol´ Mike was already there with his pickup truck, waiting, while probably chewing on some hay.

As an old Schwarzwald legend has it, if you stare at this picture for twenty minutes, an army of My Little Pony unicorns will appear, blue and pink and mustard yellow, riding your screen´s electrons all around your desktop. That, or a 1987 spray painted rape van. Take your pick. 

Sometimes I drink and sometimes I smoke and sometimes I look at this sticker and think about how the things we know to be fact are only made up answers to problems we have created by making up things in the first place.

So, I don´t see a reason not to declare this picture as the best picture of all times. I dare you to prove me wrong. But before you do that, please, take a closer look, feel the sensuous delight of this furry love rug, admire the architectural marvel that is this haircut, it´s bravado, it´s awesomeness. If the late 80s to mid 90s was an ancient germanic period where mustaches thought they were poets and mullets thought they were gods, Mike Werner was Cheops, bulding his huge sleazy Parthenon Pyramid in the middle of Babylon´s Hanging Gardens.

Mostly, this blog is a place where you can check out some of my illustrations, if you wish to do so. And I would pick the rape van. Because around these parts, and I hope Mr. Werner will agree, it´s always the rape van over the unicorns.